im waiting in my psychologists office and im so tempted to write “kill dad” in one of the coloring books they keep in here for the kids
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
roses are red
corbin is bleu
if u dont like high school musical
im not gonna fuck u
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
game of thrones more like game of who the fuck are you?